I sincerely apologize for the delayed message, but here it goes…
By now, all of you should have gotten your mortal’s name and an envelope either from Shairah or me. Please decorate the “back-side” of your envelope and return it to me latest by this Thursday. Also do remember to write down your own name on the envelope and make sure it’s legible please, lest I decide to name your envelope for you, rest assured that it probably won’t be something very pleasant.
The only ones, who are currently aware of the identity of your mortal beside yourself, are Shairah and I. Frankly, we will like to keep it that way, so please refrain from blabbing your mortal’s identity to the whole world.
The selection of your mortal is by total random, almost anyway. So please do not some to either of us to complain, grumble, moan, groan, gripe, carp, whine, criticize, argue, object, protest, whimper, remonstrate or bitch. Any declarations of dissatisfaction will be totally ignored and disregarded, much less entertained. If you persist, we will be compelled to take drastic measures which you will, in the least to say, dislike.
For those who are clueless about the Angels & Mortals system, these following Ten Golden Rules are things to take note of:
1. Everyone, except for me, has an angel and is an angel him or herself.
2. In this system you, the angel, will write a note or letter or whatever to your mortal.
3. You do this by writing on a piece of paper and placing it inside your mortal’s envelope.
4. Write to your mortal often, at least twice a week.
5. If the mortal wishes to reply, place your message in your own envelope, the responsibility lies with the angel to check.
6. Please respect each other’s privacy, do not read messages that are not meant for you.
7. If you wish to write to someone who is not your mortal, go ahead, there are no rules against it.
8. For those who are paranoid that your mortal may discover who you are, by all means, type out your note and use gloves, lest you leave any fingerprints behind.
9. If your angel is slack, tell me. If you are slack, you have been warned…
10. Hate mail will not be tolerated. Don’t even think about trying me.
The system will be set up by the end of this week. Please treat this with respect and sincerity. If you have any inquiries, you are strongly encouraged to direct them to Shairah.
By the way, I’m on crack; therefore this post may be incomprehensible or incoherent.
Regards,
Hannah xD
what we could have been, 8:38 AM.